1. Thou shalt not take apart the lego minifigures (because it wipes their faces off if done a lot)
2. Thou shalt not make a fuss at mealtimes. Don’t eat what you don’t want, just don’t make a big deal about it. Oh, and don’t expect pudding.
3. Thou shalt wee before leaving anywhere (home, school, etc) so that we don’t have wee-emergencies on the way home.
4. Thou shalt always give Mum the first crisp out of the packet so she can test they are ok 🙂
5. Thou shalt not put thine eyeballs on your brothers. (Anya-specific)
6. Thou shalt do what you are asked first time because the second, third and fourth times will be at increasing volumes until Mum is REALLY annoyed.
7. Thou shalt never ask Mum to share her chips.