There’s a vegan coming to dinner.
What are we going to do?
Why can’t she eat normal stuff
Like a casserole or a stew?
There’s a vegan coming to dinner.
What do they actually eat?
Egg? No. Cheese? No
And obviously no meat!

There’s a meatie hosting a dinner.
It was lovely to be invited.
Will they try to cater for me
Or leave me feeling slighted?
There’s a meatie hosting a dinner.
Should I offer them some tips?
I don’t want to offend them
But some things won’t pass my lips.

There’s a vegan coming to dinner
I’ve searched Google for inspiration
Pinterest has a wealth of gorgeous food
For a vegan’s delectation
There’s a vegan coming to dinner
I’ve made a vat of veg chilli and rice
Salsa, guacamole, tortillas
It all tastes surprisingly nice.
There’s a meatie hosting a dinner
What a special treat!
Such thoughtful consideration
Of what we could ALL eat!

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