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Poem: There’s A Vegan Coming to Dinner

There’s a vegan coming to dinner.
What are we going to do?
Why can’t she eat normal stuff
Like a casserole or a stew?

 

 

There’s a vegan coming to dinner.
What do they actually eat?
Egg? No. Cheese? No
And obviously no meat!

 

There’s a meatie hosting a dinner.
It was lovely to be invited.
Will they try to cater for me
Or leave me feeling slighted?

 

 

There’s a meatie hosting a dinner.
Should I offer them some tips?
I don’t want to offend them
But some things won’t pass my lips.

 

 

There’s a vegan coming to dinner
I’ve searched Google for inspiration
Pinterest has a wealth of gorgeous food
For a vegan’s delectation

 

 

There’s a vegan coming to dinner
I’ve made a vat of veg chilli and rice
Salsa, guacamole, tortillas
It all tastes surprisingly nice.
There’s a meatie hosting a dinner
What a special treat!
Such thoughtful consideration
Of what we could ALL eat!


9 comments

  1. Good point about vegan food actually being edible for everyone (unless there’s also allergies etc to consider). As long as the host makes plenty of it then! I’m not vegan but I don’t eat meat, and it’s happened to me a few times that the meat free options on a buffet or similar have been so popular that the meat eaters have scoffed it all down, leaving us vegetarians with their meat dishes… However lovely it is to see vegetarian food being appreciated, it’s never fun to go hungry xx
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